Clarence Ripley

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Clarence Ripley is an Elvis Impersonator who has set out on the path of enlightenment to find perfect peace and harmony through Elvisness. The King himself periodically appears to Clarence (almost exclusively in bathrooms) in order to help him on his spiritual journey. Clarence wears a loud jacket (which he claims once belonged to The King) as a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom. He drives a pink Cadillac that he got by selling a whole lot of Mary Kay products.

Clarence Ripley
BODY 12 BRAIN 12 NERVE 16 Health Points 12 Yum Yums 3	Jobs Elvis Impersonator (14) Gimmicks Elvismancer (12) Weaknesses Overconfidence (12) Other Game Information The entity that appears to Clarence as The King may be the real Elvis, an extra-dimensional entity, or completely imaginary. When he appears, what information he provides, and the veracity of said information is entirely up to the GM. Clarence believes that his jacket has magical powers, but so far has not been able to unlock them.	Skills Karate +3 Driving +2 Firearms +1

--Steve 06:08, 4 July 2010 (UTC)