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Chairman of the Board
First and foremost, Mr. Pookums is a teddy bear. According to some, he belongs to a little girl named Susie. Others know him as Yum Yum Girl's partner in a dystopian future. A few say he is the Chairman of the Board at Hex Games and still others have encountered him as a hard-core punk rocker, a smooth-ass pimp, a pirate, and even a 19th Century Mexican highwayman. No matter what you may believe, one thing is certain: Mr. Pookums is a bear to be reckoned with.
| Mr. Pookums
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| BODY
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| 2
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| BRAIN
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| 0
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| NERVE
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| 0
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| Health Points
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| 2
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| Yum Yums
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| 999
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| Jobs
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| Teddy Bear (20)
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| Gimmicks
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| Soft & Cuddly (20)
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| Weaknesses
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| Inanimate (20)
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| Other Game Information
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| Skills
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| Listen +5
Game Company Chairman +5
Spread Love & Joy +5
Punk Rock +5
Seamanship +5
Pimpin' +5
Banditry +5
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| Tag Line
| "I'd Like some more tea, please"*
| WWPHITM?
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| Dumb Fact
| Parties with Dr. Demento
| Himself
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| Notes
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| *Note that Mister Pookums does not literally speak. Rather, this is what Susie/Dale French knows he feels in his heart.
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