Clarence Ripley is an Elvis Impersonator who has set out on the path of enlightenment to find perfect peace and harmony through Elvisness. The King himself periodically appears to Clarence (almost exclusively in bathrooms) in order to help him on his spiritual journey. Clarence wears a loud jacket (which he claims once belonged to The King) as a symbol of his individuality and his belief in personal freedom. He drives a pink Cadillac that he got by selling a whole lot of Mary Kay products.
||Always wears blue suede shoes.
||Nicholas Cage (From Wild At Heart)
--Steve 06:08, 4 July 2010 (UTC)