Demon Carrot of Utter Madness
The Demon Carrot of Utter Madness is a hellish vegetable summoned by the Toledo-based cult known as Hecate's Harvest. The cult is dedicated to purging the earth of all animal life and returning the world to an all-plant paradise. There are many scientific problems with this plan, but insane cults are notoriously short-sighted.
The Demon Carrot of Utter Madness is a 12-foot-tall vegetable with the leering parody of a human face that mocks all who oppose it. Its insidious laughter unnerves all who hear it and drives its victims violently insane.
The Toledo M-Force branch defeated the Demon Carrot by bio-engineering a 30-foot rabbit. This lead to other troubles that will not be documented here.
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|Brian Blessed in an orange foam-rubber carrot suit.|
Submitted by Joshua LH Burnett