Under a few layers of flab, Hank is actually a pretty muscular pig. He's over six feet tall and barrel-chested with hands the size of, well, hams. Since his bothers' deaths, he's let himself go. His clothes are a shabby and he rarely shaves. His battered trench coat smells of cheap bourbon and expensive cigarettes.
||"Of all the PIs in this two-bit town, why'd you have to stumble into my office?"
||Has a two special bullets with his brothers' names on them for when he finally catches up to Boris Wulf.
|After his brothers were viciously murdered by the Wulf gang (lead by Boris "Big Bad" Wulf) Hank "Brick House" Pihg dropped out of the police force and set up his own private detective business. He hopes one day to clean out the corruption in Happilyeverafter's police department. Until then, he makes rent tracking down cheating spouses and the occasional pixe-dust dealer.
Created by Joshua LH Burnett