Ten years ago Joab's Weakness would have been "Angry Young Man" but after he critically missed a Weakness roll he had to spend a few years reporting his movements to the state authorities. After a stint as an animal control officer, he is now employed by the Dryden, Ohio M-Force office as an operative. His latest assignment involves the possible controlled breeding of Heckelstimps to feed the Vinegar Cats outside of town.
|Tag Line||"I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble-- Okay, what low-life bastard stole my bubblegum?"||WWPHITM?|
|Dumb Fact||Joab saw the Wampus Cat on a camping trip when he was 7. He has a cousin, Nectrine, who is a psychic librarian in Cleveland. His birthday is Oct. 13, 1979. He sings in the church choir. His signifier is the Knight of Swords. He wanted to be a Pip when he grew up. His favorite color is blue. He hates broccoli. He lives in Chance Ransom's aunt's basement.||Michael Downe Jr. (Animal Cops Detroit)|
Created by Ian Engle